(Springfield, Mo.) After viewing a documentary on TBS last week, a Missouri State University official believes a device he saw used on children and teenagers could easily re-purposed to end the campus’s parking problem. “For too long, our solution has been to build additional parking lots,” said Ivan Mistarkoe, MSU transit executive. “The problem is [...]

(WASHINGTON D.C.) — While the B.P. oil spill off the gulf coast continues to devastate the ecosystem for countless marine species, as well as disrupt the livelihood of fishermen and people operating tourists spots in the affected area, the spill will overall “save or create at least 300,000 jobs in the United States,” according to [...]

Students decided to put a stop to this “Uggz”ly fashion trend.

Volume muted on campus free speech zone.

“He looked so cute,” said senior Drinking and Partying major Charlene Boozer, “so I threw him a bit of pizza.” What occurred next would alter her life. “All of the sudden he just jumped me,” she said. “There was nothing I could do.” After four of her friends managed to wrestle the squirrel off her [...]

JQH Arena will bring Red’s Skeleton in for a one-of-a-kind viewing experience this May, according to JQH Arena event planner/janitor Jeremiah Weltherton. “We promised Missouri State we’d bring in the big-name performers,” Weltherton said. “No one was bigger than Red Skelton.”